|First Appearance:||Shortpacked! 18 December 2006|
Bruce Tinsley is a conservative cartoonist best known for his ongoing strip Mallard Fillmore, originally conceived as a right-wing answer to Doonesbury.
Tinsley made a brief appearance in Shortpacked! after crashing his car into the store while in a drunken stupor. Despite a stern talking-to from Ronald Reagan, he departed having learned absolutely nothing from his misadventure.
- Was mistaken for Dan Aykroyd, Kim Jong-Il, and Spiro Agnew by the store team. Seriously, just Google the guy.