Apparently Mike's in charge of the daily specials here.

Coffeeright Theft is a hipster-friendly coffee house in San Francisco with suspicious (some would say flagrant) similarities to the Massachusetts-based Coffee of Doom.

Occasionally frequented by the Shortpacked! cast, Coffeeright Theft is notable for its surly staff, its inability to produce a proper latte, and its awfully familiar customer base.

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