First Appearance: Shortpacked! 29 April 2013

Fredora is a minor Shortpacked! character, and yet another shining example of the wonderful clientele the store attracts.

A self-proclaimed history nerd, Fredora was adamant that superheroes were created for America's boys at the behest of a dying President Lincoln towards the end of World War II, and proudly safeguarded American manhood until Wonder Woman created homosexuality. [Citation needed]

His hat was subsequently vandalized by Robin DeSanto as she struggled to figure out what the hell Archie's Jughead actually wears on his head.


  • Based on his choice of headgear, it's probably safe to assume that he's an MRA as well as a libertarian.
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