Originally known as the Apocrypha of Faz, the Gospel of Faz is part of the Tome of the Ages in Shortpacked!. In addition to revealing that there will be a false Eaton, it describes in detail the Presence of Faz in several ways, and how Faz is not dumb in several other ways. Most of these ways are likely references to his sexual ability with the ladies.

A new chapter revealed Amber O'Malley as Galasso's true heir, whom he will love and then put said love on a video.

Due to this, it requires some "retranslations".

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