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Knox is technically a Transformers fan, though he refuses to buy anything but the clearly superior third-party products. After all, why pay a whole $25 for an official toy when you can get an unlicensed one for almost three times the price? |
Knox is technically a Transformers fan, though he refuses to buy anything but the clearly superior third-party products. After all, why pay a whole $25 for an official toy when you can get an unlicensed one for almost three times the price? |
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| First Appearance: | Shortpacked! 21 August 2013 |
Knox Offerman is a minor Shortpacked! character and one of the store's seemingly unending procession of freakshow customers. The less said about the Chromedome up his ass, the better.
Knox is technically a Transformers fan, though he refuses to buy anything but the clearly superior third-party products. After all, why pay a whole $25 for an official toy when you can get an unlicensed one for almost three times the price?
Trivia[]
- His name is a play on the word "Knockoff".