Knox Offerman

First Appearance: Shortpacked! 21 August 2013

Knox Offerman is a minor Shortpacked! character and one of the store's seemingly unending procession of freakshow customers. The less said about the Chromedome up his ass, the better.

Knox is technically a Transformers fan, though he refuses to buy anything but the clearly superior third-party products. After all, why pay a whole $25 for an official toy when you can get an unlicensed one for almost three times the price?


  • His name is a play on the word "Knockoff".
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