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Ronald Wilson Reagan


First Appearance: Shortpacked! 2 February 2005
Affiliations: Shortpacked!

Ronald Wilson Reagan, also known as Ronnie or The Gipper, was a former actor and the 40th President of the United States. Depending on who you ask, he's either the greatest American who ever lived or the Antichrist.


Galasso resurrected Reagan after he overheard Ethan claiming that bringing back anything from the '80s was "money in the bank." The revived Reagan was quickly put to work as a member of the store's sales team, though his true identity was kept hidden from the general public.

During his time at the store, Ronnie largely steered clear of politics. The only exception: his endorsement for Robin DeSanto's Proposition 469, which he delivered in the form of a supposedly post-humous videotape.

When Galasso attempted to fire the entire team over slower-than-expected Black Friday sales, he joined Ethan Siegal's employee coup d'etat. He later battled Walter Mondale when Sydney Yus and the Axis of Something attempted to destroy the store, once again defeating his old political adversary.

After things between Robin and Leslie hit the skids, it was Ronnie who convinced Robin to take the plunge and pursue a real relationship with her. But when Robin tracked him down months later in order to thank him, Ronnie told her that he wasn't coming back to the store, claiming that his work was done. He then pulled a Starbuck by walking off when Robin's back was turned, leading her to believe he'd simply vanished into thin air.

Some time later, Amber O'Malley and Mike Warner encountered the Gipper sitting on a park bench. He made them promise not to tell Robin.