Soggies

Archenemies of noted cereal mascot Cap'n Crunch. They may rule.

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History

The Soggies were unleashed on the Walkyverse when Leslie Bean's spite-driven diversity hiring created a dimensional anomaly, in the process erasing the boundaries between fiction and non-fiction.

After drowning Space Batman and (presumably) Frank Miller, the Soggies' forces converged on the Shortpacked! toystore under the leadership of the Sogmaster. The ultimate fate of the Walkyverse remains unknown, though a flash-forward shows the DeSantos walking near a Sogmaster statue.

Trivia

• As explained on the old Shortpacked! LiveJournal, the phrase "Soggies May Rule" originated in an ad comic Spider-Man/Cap'n Crunch ad comic from the '80s. Upon reading it, David Willis became obsessed with the phrase and immediately set about putting it into a strip.
• Earlier strips hinted that the Soggies quickly overwhelmed the Walkyverse's defenses because of a critical lack of Cap'n Crunch cereal.