A list of It's Walky! storylines in order of continuity.
- 1 Book 1: Beginning
- 2 Book 2: The Martian Empire
- 3 Book 3: The Power of Cheese
Book 1: Beginning
- The Big Sleep On New Year's Day, an alien scheme incapacitates SEMME's agents.
- Debriefing Walky, Joyce and Jason launch a counterattack on the alien base.
- Kill Your Friends The SEMME team faces an alien army at the White House.
- It's... Joyce and Walky turn the tables.
- Nachitos Jason tries to make some adjustments to Walky's eating habits.
- Puppy Joyce gets a dog.
Aliens Stole My Nachitos!
- El Grand Thefto Head Alien hits Walky where it hurts.
- Joyce's Birthday Joyce and Jason go drinking.
- Ransom Note Walky embarks on a life-or-death mission.
- Family Feud The Head Alien lets slip a family secret.
- Summer Love Squad 128 goes to the beach.
- 133+ H4XX0RZ A familiar face from Roomies! returns when SEMME suffers a security breach.
- Wooing Joyce Walky struggles with his attraction to Joyce.
- Minus One Squad 128 is left short-handed after Walky suddenly disappears.
- It's Roomies! Walky meets the Roomies! gang when he goes in search of Joyce's past.
- Hurricane Joyce Joyce snaps.
- Reminder A mysterious new power announces itself.
- The Talk Sal and Jason struggle to teach Joyce about the birds and the bees.
- Meet The Parents Sal meets her real parents for the first time.
- That Seventies Strip The life and times of Linda Walkerton.
- Reaching A Churning Point The team discovers a new and disturbing side to Mike.
- Monkey Master The Head Alien unveils his latest creation.
Book 2: The Martian Empire
- It's Walky!/Melonpool Crossover Two sets of aliens cross paths.
- AntiJoyce Joyce has an evil twin.
- Better Half Walky makes a move on Dina.
- And It Will Go Well with Thee Sal recounts her tragic past.
- Soulmate Sal continues to flashback.
The More Things Stay the Same
- Walky and Dina While Walky and Dina grow more intimate, SEMME begins rehabilitating Joyce.
- Ish Walky! The team belatedly celebrates Walky's 21st birthday.
- Trading Up Walky tries to patch things up with Dina.
Aliens Invade the Bermuda Triangle
- The Sensitive Scanner The Head Alien resorts to desperate measures to find the Martian Embassy.
- Great Big Sea SEMME battles the Aliens for control of the Embassy.
- Interchange Sal faces the Head Alien one-on-one.
- Descent The Head Alien plays mind games with Walky.
- Hope Joyce joins the fray.
- Retraction Joe has a close encounter of the Sal kind.
- Sign of the Apocalypse Joyce and Joe reconnect.
- X-TREEEM MUG! 46 ounces of power.
- Guess Who's Coming to Denver Danny and Billie stop by to visit.
- Perverse Sexual Lust Joe meets Squad 48.
Desperately Seeking Sal
- Cruising for Chicks Joe, Jason and Walky search for Sal.
- Hangtime Mike tries to destroy Dina's spirits.
- Best Man Joe and Jason measure manhoods.
- Rogue SEMME battles Monkey Master - and a rogue agent.
- Sibling Rivalry Sal and Walky face off.
- Missionary Position Joyce goes home.
- Wager Walky acts like an adult. On a bet, of course.
- Stalemate Dina gives up.
- Naked Joyce seduces Joe. Not a dream! Not an imaginary story!
- Exposed SEMME is compromised as the Head Alien returns.
- Together? As battle rages, Joyce and Walky try to define their relationship.
- Round Two Joyce versus Sal. Fight!
- Unmasked Sal prepares to unleash hell.
- Depth Perception Walky and company face the power of The Cheese.
- All Wrapped Up SEMME picks up the pieces.
Book 3: The Power of Cheese
Brave New World
- Catching Up Following Sal's arrest, SEMME's members do a little soul-searching.
- Doing It Right Rooming assignments cause tensions at SEMME.
- No Punch No punch!
- Conviction After Sal is sentenced to five years in prison, Jason's life starts getting more complicated.
- Dancing Around the Issue Walky busts a move.
- Nostalgia Danny's visits to Sal cause trouble at home.
- Open Mike Dina plots to make a new man of Mike.
- Pure Joyce and Walky take their relationship to the next level. Sort of.
- Escape Tonight, there's going to be a jailbreak.
Rise and Fall
- Crash Course Walky leads Squad 128 on a rescue mission to the Dominican Republic.
- Old Wounds Sal reunites with an old... friend?
- Innuendo Walky meets the parents.
- Social Darwinism Dina turns to Joe for help in making herself more likeable.
- The Seventh Power A dimensional rift brings SEMME face-to-face with the cast of Fans!
- Faith and Science Joyce grapples with her faith. Dina grapples with being Dina.
- "The Best I Could Do" SEMME HQ comes under attack from a shadowy organization.
- By Any Other Name SEMME deals with the aftermath of the JFO's attack.
The Alpha of the Omega
- Role Reversal Squad 128 gets a hyperactive new member.
- Supply and Demand Sal goes to see Danny.
- Identity Joe struggles to uncover his internet girlfriend's true identity.
- Goodbye to You Joyce has a crisis of faith.
- Anomalie During a mission to Canada, Joyce and Walky are caught in a gender bender.
World Without Hope
- Destiny The USS Destiny launches. Joe and Danny go to see a movie.
- Ridin' Fences While Jason's past is revealed, Sal grapples with her present.
- Unfinished Business The Martian invasion begins.
- Consummation Joyce and Walky perform a sex. Joe meets his mystery girl. The JFO makes a final assault on SEMME.
- An It's Walky! Prophylactique Joyce and Walky go and get condoms. (Interlude set during "Consummation" and drawn later)
- 'Cause When I'm Bad Walky and Joyce join the fight against the Martian forces.
- Queen of the Road The old Roomies crew takes an unexpected trip to space. (Originally released as "King of the Road")
- The Sorceror's Apprentice SEMME makes its last stand.
- Epilogue Joyce waits.
- It's Walky! $100 Theatre After SEMME is shut down for good, Jason pursues Monkey Master and the rest of the Martian forces.