|First Appearance:||Shortpacked! 2 September 2013|
Thief Dude is a minor character in Shortpacked who tried to break into the store's stockroom to swipe rare merchandise and hock it on eBay. His mildly villainous scheme was foiled by Schtickshift and Amazi-Girl, who beat him into submission once they'd resolved their individual differences.
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