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Walmart Prostitute
First Appearance: Shortpacked! 25 November 2009

The Walmart Prostitute was an unnamed, store-bought man-whore Robin DeSanto picked up in Shortpacked! as part of her ongoing effort to get Ethan Siegal laid. Shocking nobody, Robin's plan backfired in spectacular fashion.


  • Has an uncanny resemblance to Manny.
  • Just referred to as "Prostitute" in the tags, but "Walmart Prostitute" is catchier, damn it.
  • As it turns out, Walmart keeps its prostitutes between housewares and crafts. Seems sensible.