|First Appearance:||Shortpacked! 25 November 2009|
The Walmart Prostitute was an unnamed, store-bought man-whore Robin DeSanto picked up in Shortpacked! as part of her ongoing effort to get Ethan Siegal laid. Shocking nobody, Robin's plan backfired in spectacular fashion.
- Has an uncanny resemblance to Manny.
- Just referred to as "Prostitute" in the tags, but "Walmart Prostitute" is catchier, damn it.
- As it turns out, Walmart keeps its prostitutes between housewares and crafts. Seems sensible.